A lot of changes in our lives lately. Here are two tissue moments for you, both needing a tissue both for very different!
First I started substitute teaching. The State of In. you only have to have a High School diploma to do so. I know you all was wondering how, and if you wondered if I had a HSD, well now you know ;)
So first day was 6th grade, 2nd day was 6th grade. On the second day, one of the kids was teasing the other about needing a tissue, I grabbed the tissue box off the teachers desk, offered it to the student asking if he needed a tissue. That student looks at the tissue box and then he and the other 3 students at his desk group busted out laughing, they laughed so hard they couldn't talk, then the 3 groups around them started laughing.....I was thinking well...okay...not really getting what was so funny. I turned around to put the tissues away and that was when I noticed it. I had grabbed the "TISSUE BOX" and LEFT THE TISSUES ON THE DESK....yeah, a GREAT way to start out the day & to appear authoritative to a classroom of 6th graders.....so enough said on that subject.
Also we have a new Pastor at our church Bro Jr Alexander.....so much has happened and all of it good. Thankful for God blessing us like he has! Looking forward to the future!
I did a much worse one than that in Alabama while subbing. Most all of the students were asking help with a particular math problem. So rather than explain 25 times, I decided to do the problem on the chalk board. This is my exact words, "Everyone look up here, while I show you how to do NUMBER TWO!" That was as far as I got with that problem!
ReplyDeleteHehe. You are your mother's daughter! Gotta give the kids something to laugh about.
ReplyDeletehaha! thank you God, there ARE more people in the world with less brains than I! HAHAHA!
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