Sometimes, I am speechless...

I don't know where Ethan comes up with the things he does. But here is an excerpt of some of my day.

I MADE him take a shower which of course I washed him. He gets in the shower and hands me 2 wash rags, I said, "Ethan why did you get two wash rags?!" thinking of my never ending laundry, he says, "cause one for my eyes and one for my butt crack!"  After the shower and the drying and putting his pants on, I put his shirt in the dryer to get rid of the wrinkles (it was a pull over) he asks where his shirt is and Jadyn said I don't know I brought you one down, it is pink.....Ethan....yeah..."PINK?! I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A PINK SHIRT THAT IS GIRL COLORS!!!!!" So Jadyn tells him of all the men she has seen wear pink and he calms down.
I come back into my bathroom and he is putting on Gary's deodorant and telling Jadyn, " I do to need 'oderant, I have hair on my arm pits!" 
At church, well here is a picture it is worth, as they say 1,000 words.

 I forgot to mention that he spilled the gallon pitcher of tea, on the carpet before we started getting ready for church.
Before church starts Jadyn said she needed some Hand sanitizer, Ethan goes to the back of the church and comes back to the pew with the entire Jug of it and said "Here I  got you some "HANatizer" ."
I asked him to get me tissues at church the night before last and he went up to the front of the church, on the mens side, I got up in the pew in time to see him grab the ENTIRE box of tissues from the MENS SIDE and bring to me, with 2 or 3 men watching him,wondering where and who he was going to take those to, thankfully they were laughing!
This morning, I was sick so he said, " Mom, you can stay home and I will take the kids to school in my Gator. Jadyn can ride in the front with me and Tre` can ride in the back. Really mom. You just stay here. If you give me some money I can get you a pop on the way home" He tried so hard and was dead serious.
I don't know what today will hold but I am sure it will be interesting, he just ate strawberry's covered in sugar like maybe I should say coated in sugar, I seen him look at the strawberries and say, " You call this trouble?!" 
I better get off here before he gets into something else!
Love!