Ethan

I have to share with you some of Ethan's antics on Friday.
I was working downstairs and I heard the CMS walking by, they take groups and walk to area resturants on some Fridays. Ethan hears them and said he was going to check out the noise. He goes upstairs and I hear what sounded like a group of them start laughing .....real loud, I thought to myself, I hope they aren;t laughing or picking on Ethan, then never heard another thing from him so I assumed it was something else and he didn't need me to go beat anybody up on his behalf. a few minutes later he comes downstairs and said, "did you hear the kids laughing?"I said "Yeah, what were they laughing at?!" He said "they seen me looking out he window (BIG PICTURE WINDOW) and I did this to them", he takes his right fist and slaps it into his flat left palm 3 times, he said "They started laughing and pointed at me and so I did this", he then makes a fist and punches it forward, he said they started laughing again.......later I told Gary and he asked Ethan what he would have done if the kids would have started for him, Ethan said "I would have used my Karate moves, I got some  real good Karate moves!"  And I was worried about HIM......
We also were having problems with our drains and while waiting on the city to come fix them I took a shower. While I was in the shower ethan, who  is a CHICKEN, decided he needed to "Go" so he sat on the toilet. Pretty soon the drains were getting full from my shower and the toilet starts bubbling, Ethan starts whining "Mommy Hurry Up!!" by the time I was done drying off and looked out the curtain, there was Ethan he had gotten off the toilet and was  standing there looking at hte toilet like it was coming to life, about the time I got the curtain back, the toilet makes one last gurgly slurpy noise, Ethan about jumped in the sink.....It was so funny. I guess you had to be there, I ended up having to give him a shower as you can imagine....