Last week, I took Jadyn to get her some winter shoes, she had informed me that, "Flip flop season is over, mom!" As we were on our way home, it was dark out and I was on the phone with Gary, so I got in the right lane so the car behind me could get past......it was my Mother-In-Law (MIL). *HUGE EVIL GRIN*
I said, "Guess who just passed me, Your mom. I think I will follow her all the way home, won't she freak out?!!" Gary said, "You better not do that, you will scare her to death!"
I hung up.
I got behind her.
I Put my brights on.
She hit her brakes......I know her, I can tell you what she is thinking without her saying a word. She thought,"I'll show you! Get on my tail like that!"
I took off the brights and stayed on her bumper.
She switched lanes.
I switched lane behind her.
She started going 70mph (VERRRY FAST FOR HER!)
I stayed with her.
She switched lanes again preparing for her turn.
I changed lanes too. I knew she was thinking "I'll turn and they will go on"
She Turned,
I turned right behind her. I knew she was going to be freaking out at this point so I thought I would call her.
I called once, seen her looking for the phone, she couldn't find it. I called back and this time she answered.
"Hello" a very scared and tense hello....
I said cheerfully " Hey! You on your way home?"
She said, "Yes. and I think somebody is following me." she was pretty scared at this point....I could hear it in her short terse answers....I was trying not to laugh.
I said"Are you Serious?! WHY?!!"
She,"I don't know!"
I said flashing my brights at her, "Are they flashing their brights at you right now?!!"
She, Yes!
Me, honking my horn at her, " Are they honking the horn at you right now?!"
She, "YES!"
Me, "It's me...."
She "what?
Me,"It's me behind you!"
She, "WHHAAAATT?!!!" "I Am going to whip you!!!!"
She slams on her brakes so hard I stopped within 3 inches of her bumper! She got out of her car, came back to the van and hit me in the arm!
What's really funny is I had her reactions dead on. She said my fog light is out and she thought "OH NO, They must be reaaallly bad, they have a light out on their vehicle!" She said she was thinking, "How does she know they are flashing their lights?"....never thinking it must be me.
I told Gary I almost said, "If they honk the horn 5 times, IT'S A DRUG DEAL!!" Probably a good thing I didn't her heart was still racing 10min later when we got home!
Too funny!
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