With this great give away, comes these Exclusive Luxuries:
*"Breakfast in Bed*",
**Also, the luxury of never having to climb out of bed every morning to begin your day**
***Guaranteed to make you loose weight while you sleep***
Please read the disclaimers:
*The bed bugs are the ones who enjoy the "Breakfast in Bed"
**The reason you never wake in the bed the next morning is due to the bed bugs carrying you away each night.
***The weight loss may be attributed to the loss of appetite due to the amount of bug bites you will be scratching, or the stress of sleepless night and all the above mentioned luxury's ***
See now I am itching like crazy!! Thanks ;) lol
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